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STEVIE RYAN
Breaking news from the Modelinia Newsroom. Just as Project Runway's long-running legal battles were resolved and the show was set to go back on air, there is now shocking news about Project Runway host Heidi Klum.

CHRISTIAN SIRIANO
Oh, my god. Tranny Klum.

TIM GUNN
(PHONE RINGS) (STAMMERS) The whole world's reading. I'm reading it right now. This is devastating. This is absolutely horrible.

CHRISTIAN SIRIANO
Oh, my god. Oh, my god. Oh, my god. What am I gonna do? What are we gonna do. I'm puzzled.

TIM GUNN
I'm writing a check. I don't care. I'm writing a check. Christian, I can't even understand you when you're hysterical. Payable to the evil genius. It's not just about you and your show. What about Heidi?

CHRISTIAN SIRIANO
I'm gonna save her. I'm gonna buy all the paper. Nobody's gonna know. Oh, my god. I need a Kit Kat.

TIM GUNN
We have to band together. Let's do it. Right now.

CHRISTIAN SIRIANO
Okay. I have to have this. Who has a Kit Kat?

TIM GUNN
Meet me in Times Square.

CHRISTIAN SIRIANO
Oh, my god. Tranny Klum, I'm so upset.

TIM GUNN
I wish they had kidnapped Christian instead.

CHRISTIAN SIRIANO
Oh, my god, who is gonna save designer fashion now? I'm freaking out.

TIM GUNN
Well, I have an amended point of view about this. Heidi, one day you're in, and the next day you're out. I can become the host of Project Runway. I can auf wiedersehen people. I can welcome Nina and Michael and bid greetings to the designers. Heidi Klum land will become Tim Gunn land. Auf wiedersehen, everyone.

STEVIE RYAN
For more on this developing story, go to modelinia.com. I'm Stevie Ryan.

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